My muse is on vacation
And hasn’t taken me along
She snorkels in the Azores
Jet skis in Peru
Enjoys a snack
In the Great Outback
And feeds a kangaroo

She’s off on a vacation
And not taken me along
Sleeps on sunny beaches
Beside Aegean Sea
Employs her Greek
With a captured geek
In the shade of an olive tree

I keep waiting for a postcard
Or an email
Or a text
I prowl the chats in silly hats
‘twixt this world and the next
But all I have to offer
Is this silly song
My muse is on vacation
And hasn’t taken me along