Welcome to a new feature of Route 60. Well, sort of. This is just a reboot of Max Haley’s News Round up. Max is on hiatus while he battles an addiction to crocheting. Yes, crocheting. Hopefully, I’ll be able to do this sort of aggregation of items of interest some justice; Max Haley style.
CELEBRITY ENDORSED PRODUCTS:
We are subjected to celebrity endorsements all the time. But some of them…well, they are just not well thought out. Or are they? I stumbled across this list dubbed “The Greatest and/or Most Ridiculous Celebrity Products.” Among them, is quite obviously either one of the greatest inventions of all time or the grossest. I can’t make a decision.
You make the call. Paula Deen Butter Flavored Lip Balm. Yes, the Queen of Butter is now pimping lip balm. For real y’all.
Check out the rest of the article for Hulkster Cheese Burgers and Sylvester Stallone Pudding. Yes, Pudding.Article Link
APPLE THROUGH THE YEARS
With the recent passing of Apple co-founder (everyone always forgets about Steve Wozniak) Steve Jobs, there is no shortage of articles about him on the internet. And rightfully so. The man was a genius.
Even if some of his product ideas might or might not have been stolen. His company has revolutionized not only the computer industry, but the telecommunications industry, and the music industry. I thought it was rather interesting to come across this photographic retrospective of Apple products over the years.
Check out the rest of the pictures here. Apple Photo Retrospective
CAPTAIN KIRK SINGS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY…SERIOUSLY
listing viewing pleasure, here is a video featuring William Shatner singing the Queen classic, “Bohemian Rhapsody.” I really hand to to Bill (he likes me to call him Bill), he has no shame. He always seems to be up for anything that 1) will make him some money and 2) get some laughs.
QUITE POSSIBLY THE DUMBEST DAMN THING EVER.
Now available on Amazon.com for dumb-ass mothers everywhere: a shirt to stuff your baby in, so your lazy ass doesn’t have to carry it. Who the hell are they trying to market this too? Seriously. Public announcement: humans are not marsupials!
“Excuse me clerk, I see that you have baby carriers, but I’m looking for something that frees up my arms for texting and drinking my Venti Double Mocha Latte from Starbucks. Do you have something like that?”
“Yes ma’am, let me show you our, “Shit for Stupid People Department.”
To top it off, and make this even dumber (if possible), it retails for $78.95 unless your an XL (and you know you are) and then it costs $79.95.
Stupid Damn Shirt
YOU KNOW THIS GUY’S NEIGHBORS HATE HIM
Since it’s Halloween, I had to post something vaguely Halloween-ish. This is it. Trick or treat.
I have some more stuff, but I think I’ll save it for another day. If you come across something interesting on the internet and would like to see it posted here, send it along to us. Simply hit the contact us button at the top of the page and send it in!